Forever & Always
f-aceless:

favourite honestly

f-aceless:

favourite honestly

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is. I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?
Epicurus (via filthyfawn)

showyoursupport:

0nlymem0ries:

rightvisions:

squats-and-coffee:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

Always reblog

can i get a kiss like this please 

I love kissing

This would be spot on.
humorinrecovery:

When I see people feeling bad about themselves compared to other people

humorinrecovery:

When I see people feeling bad about themselves compared to other people

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr! 
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
iVibe Select iRabbit 
iVibe Select iRocket
Original Pocket Rocket 
White Nights Bullet
Mood Naughty Butt Plug
OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring
Mood Water-Based Lube
To enter: 
Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)

dirtyberd:

It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

iVibe Select iRabbit 

iVibe Select iRocket

Original Pocket Rocket 

White Nights Bullet

Mood Naughty Butt Plug

OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

Mood Water-Based Lube

To enter: 

  • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
  • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
  • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
  • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
  • Please leave the description and rules in the post

The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

Ready, set, go pervs :)

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t. (via timmy)