"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
|—||Epicurus (via filthyfawn)|
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
can i get a kiss like this please
I love kissingThis would be spot on.
When I see people feeling bad about themselves compared to other people
It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr!
The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:
- Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
- You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions
- You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
- You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :(
- Please leave the description and rules in the post
The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!
Ready, set, go pervs :)
This is not your destruction.
This is your birth.
- Sasha Grey